Eze Chikamnayo

 

By Ferdinand Ekeoma 


Even before two government officials told me that Eze Chikamnayo was going to be appointed a commissioner, I knew  his job description was going to be that of an attack dog. Of course no sane person or institution would engage such a notorious character to hold brief for it, especially in a ministry as strategic and important as Information. 

Having betrayed, disappointed and abandoned most of the youths who passionately defended his rudderless government with the hope that he would empower them, leading to their tacit withdrawal online lately, Okezie Ikpeazu who has less than two years to serve as governor, took the bizarre decision of engaging my demonic brother, Eze Chikamnayo as his Commissioner for "Anger, Abuse, Insult and Defamation". 

Of course, Eze Chikamnayo, the self acclaimed “Nmiri Nshi” is not worth being a subject of discussion, but for the sake of those who aren't at home with the facts of his atrocious antecedents, I would like to inform them that Eze Chikamnayo was a young man appointed by former governor Orji Uzor Kalu during his first tenure to oversee the Ministry of Information as Commissioner. Unfortunately, he allegedly stole tens of millions of Naira earmarked for a cultural festival termed "Ugwuabia Festival" and disappeared. On a cool evening during the period under review, his name appeared on news flash on BCA radio and TV as he was declared wanted by the government. To escape arrest, he took a night bus and escaped to Abuja.


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Prior to being declared wanted, he had started a massive building project for himself at his village in Umunneochi. He had always told his kinsmen and friends that his vision was to build something as massive and beautiful as the IBB Hilltop mansion in Minna. You heard me well and correct; that's the audacity of that little misguided moron with moribund mind.

While in Abuja, he opened a restaurant, and boasted that it was going to be the best and the biggest in the city, but it collapsed within one year. What's the business of a fetish doctor who is married to satanism, with food meant for human consumption?

He subsequently floated a media platform called Point Magazine which again collapsed within six months.

He started staging fake interviews where he abused his former boss OUK and his mother, and nicknamed Chief Nnanna Uzor Kalu "Dishonourable Nnanna Uzor Kalu". When he discovered that his numerous acts of blackmail were not yielding the desired result, and hunger had started hitting him hard, he ate his vomit and apologised and made an attempt to reconnect with OUK, but this did not work. With nothing more to do, he relocated to his village in Isuochi. While in Isuochi, he literally became a beggar, while also indulging in fraudulent practices. 

He later ran to Ochiagha Reagan Ufomba, the then Candidate of APGA, as the 2011 general election gathered momentum, and made an audacious attempt to defraud him. Of course people had known his antecedents, so Chief Ufomba rebuffed him. Having failed, he went about attacking and accusing Chief Ufomba of moving around in the night and inciting violence and criminality, and even nicknamed him " The Ridiculous Reagan" among other unprintable names. That's the despicable Chikamnayo for you.

He would later secure an appointment under governor Theodore Orji. While serving governor Orji, he described him as "A Globally Celebrated Icon and Leader of the Igbo Nation" and abused whoever dared to criticize him.

He deceived and allegesly defrauded Theodore Orji government as he achieved huge economic revival once again, and opened a restaurant and Strippers club in Umuahia. The spirit of God hovering over Umuahia did not allow his evil business agenda to succeed. 

After squandering all his loot and seeing his restaurant and Strippers Club collapse, he became frustrated, hungry and angry, and started attacking former governor Theodore Orji , his son and Okezie Ikpeazu himself. He jumped from one Facebook page to another abusing the aforementioned individuals and looking for allies who would join him in his self serving agenda to blackmail them.

When it looked as if they were not going to patronize him, he quickly contacted the Alex Otti Campaign Organisation, and started begging to become part of it. But many respected indigenes of Umunneochi told Otti that Chikamnayo was a vicious vagabond and a classless outcast that had nothing to bring to the table. They were not ready to accomodate his nuisance. 

He begged for money to bury his father, and of course Otti assisted him, but his attempt to pull Otti to his village for 

the burial as a strategy to draw the attention of Ikpeazu's government failed as Otti sent a representative. But the Ikpeazu led government being timid, gullible and petty, later fell for his lies and media stunt which he used Otti's name to execute, so they quickly signed him on.

A few friends on social media who were shocked when his name was announced, asked him if he was going to accept the offer, he begged them to forgive him, and reminded them that the appointment was an economic Life Line for him.

He quickly reached out to a few vocal and courageous writers online to launch a discrete but vicious media attack against the Speaker of Abia State House of Assembly, Honourable Chinedum Orji, and claimed that some people in the Ikpeazu government were willing to pay handsomely for the project. His nihilistic and idiotic attributes made him assume that every one who writes against or criticizes those in power does so for economic purposes, but he was shocked when his satanic offer was turned down. One bluntly warned him never to contact him again for such an assignment, and reminded him that no one could pay him to write against any individual. 

What again do we need to explain to Abians, except that  the charlatanic Chikamnayo who told the whole world that Okezie Ikpeazu was a thief and a failure in governance, was engaged by the same Okezie Ikpeazu to attack those who ask critical questions that bother on governance in Abia?

We know that Eze Chikamnayo would have a lot to write in the future about the useless government he's serving after gathering information on the activities of his boss and other individuals, but before then he should tell us more about the years of 419 at Makoko that sent his oga into hiding.

He should tell us how a man who was living in a substandard two bedroom flat and planning to borrow money to run for House of Assembly suddenly became so rich while workers and pensioners keep dying every day.

He should explain the senseless desecration of the seat of power, the philosophy of “Nmelagi” and the theory of “Kpupum Ara Na Onu Ka Mza Call”.

The reactions that trailed  Chikamnayo's appointment, especially from media practitioners spoke volumes of his nuisance and liability, sadly, he has vindicated those who believed he was going to become an unmitigated disaster.

Pity Okezie Ikpeazu because, it's only a person like him who lacks the capacity, the  courage, as well as the carriage and  character to superintend over the affairs of any state that would resort to seeking failure-induced refuge in the hands of a demented demagogue like Chikamnayo whose stomach is both his conscience and motivation. 

Finally, we would not allow the animalism of an abnormal Chikamnayo, and the cruelty of a clueless Okezie Ikpeazu to distract us from the real issues, so we ask again; why is ABSUTH shut down and staff owed 22 months salary arrears? Why is Abia Poly grounded and staff owed 31 months salary arrears? Why are our pensioners being subtly murdered and their pension arrears claimed by criminals in government? Why are roads built with several billions collapsing even before they are commissioned? Why is he spending 8 years to build just one flyover? These are some of the questions he cannot run away from even if he hires hundred demented Chikamnayos.


Ekeoma is the Media Aide to Dr Alex Otti，the 2019 Abia State gubernatorial  candidate of APGA